Writer's Block: As the Cookie Crumbles

[Error: unknown template qotd]rofl I've pondered this several times!!!

There's so many options!!

I've considered insulting fortune cookies... "Ouch....sorry, pal." or "Laugh and everyone around you laughs harder." or "Did you dress yourself this morning?" ...or more insulting...

Or random silly things... like blank fortunes! Yes, one side blank, the other with the lucky numbers lol. Or it'll say "Hahaha no antidote for you!" or "How do you keep an idiot busy? Turn this over." (and the other side says the same thing.) Really silly things like that!!

But for NICE, "normal" fortunes?

Something encouraging.... like "Someone loves you for you." Or "Be yourself." Or "Respect your fellow man and you will be rewarded."....yanno... generic but nice. :)

Totally Random Idea

Apparently there is some site that has lots of silly products, alot pertaining to meat. Like, bacon.

Remember those cheesy plastic/vinyl/whatever stretchy bracelets? That they have for everything from Live Strong and WWJD to Border;s....well, this site has one for Bacon. and Carnivore.

I thought it would be hilarious to have have shoes that sizzle when you step down.

With "bacon" laces.

Yanno... like those kids light-up shoes.. only with the sound of sizzling BACON.

Yes, I 'm random.